Pursuasive Copy
Reptile brain precision

Erik glastetter

I write words that turn browsers into buyers. FAST!

ABOUT ME

Exotic pet enthusiast turned copywriter.

I help exotic pet shops connect with customers and boost sales using clear, trust building copy.

WHAT I DO

I write persuasive, niche-targeted copy for exotic pet businesses.

Whether you're selling reptiles, tarantulas, or feeder insects, I help your brand sound professional, trustworthy, and worth every penny.

I offer:- 🖋️ Product Descriptions that sell without sounding salesy- 📄 Website Copy that turns visitors into buyers- ✉️ Email Sequences that keep your customers coming back- 🧠 Custom Projects tailored to your shop’s unique voice

Ready to sharpen your shop’s voice? Let’s make your words work smarter.

WHO I WORK WITH

You're not just running a pet shop — you're building a world where people fall in love with the unusual, the misunderstood, and the wild.

Maybe you sell reptiles, bugs, or feeders. Maybe your store's online, in-person, or both. Maybe you're just starting out or scaling fast and need real help with your words.

If you're passionate about your animals but tired of trying to write all your own product pages, emails, and site content…
I'm your guy.

TESTIMONIALS

"Our product pages used to confuse more people than they converted. Erik’s copy made everything clear, professional, and actually fun to read. Our bounce rate dropped, and customers started buying without needing to ask a million questions. Game-changer."
— Samantha R., Owner of Gecko Grove Exotics

"Erik just gets how exotic pet owners think. He turned my jumbled ideas into clean, confident copy that actually sounds like me — but better. My site finally feels like a real business, not just a hobby."
— Jason M., Founder of CrawlSpace Critters

HOW IT WORKS

You don’t need to figure out what to say — that’s my job.

Here’s what working with me looks like:

1. Free Discovery Call
We chat about your brand, goals, and what kind of copy you need.
2. Strategy & Quote
I map out the work, timeline, and pricing. You get a clear, no-pressure proposal.
3. Copy Creation
I write the content, you give feedback, and we polish it together.
4. Final Delivery
You get clean, ready-to-use copy that fits your voice and moves your customers.

READY TO MAKE YOUR COPY WORK HARDER?

You’ve got the animals. You’ve got the passion. Now it’s time your words pulled their weight, too.

Whether you're launching a new product, fixing your website, or finally getting serious about scaling — I’ll help you write the kind of copy your customers feel.

👇 Click below to book a free discovery call. Let’s make your message as strong as your mission.

No hard pitch. Just a real conversation.